The Sober Calculator

What Is Drinking Actually Costing You?

I did this math by hand about seven months in, and the number stopped me cold. Tell me what you actually drink, not just "how many," and you'll see your real number. Money and weight, projected out to ten years. No email required.

What Were You Drinking?

Per week, roughly. Beer and vodka don't cost the same or carry the same calories, so this is per drink type, not one number.

500ml, ~5% · servings per week

150ml glass · servings per week

mixed, sugary · servings per week

vodka, whiskey, ~40ml · servings per week

Takeout, late-night snacks, the stuff that comes with it.

Only used to keep the weight estimate realistic for you.

Your Live Case File

Alcohol €0/wk + Food €0/wk = Total €0/wk gone 0 kcal/wk from alcohol alone

Keep In A Year

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Just from not drinking.

Lose In A Year

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Rough estimate, not a promise.

That's the number sitting in your account right now, if you stop. The method for actually getting there → Become an Overnight Non-Drinker

Money, Projected

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6mo
€0
1yr
€0
2yr
€0
3yr
€0
10yr

That's not a projection. That's what you're already on track for if nothing changes.

Weight, Projected
By 6 months 0.0kg
By 1 year 0.0kg

Based on the calories in what you told me above, nothing else. Real bodies vary, and most people plateau somewhere in the first year, that's normal. I lost 18kg in 7 months without changing anything else. Yours will land wherever it lands.

How I'm actually calculating this

Money is what you told me above, priced per drink type (roughly €5 a beer, €6 a glass of wine, €11 a cocktail, €4 a shot of spirits, adjust in your head if yours run different), multiplied out day by day. No compounding, no inflation, just what stops leaving your account.

Weight uses roughly 200 calories a beer, 125 a glass of wine, 220 a cocktail, 100 a shot, and about 7,700 calories to a kilo, capped so it never gets silly at the high end. It doesn't touch food you're still eating normally. It's the same napkin math I did on myself in month one, not a clinical tool. Your actual number depends on you.

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The Method

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